Royal Justice, etc.

Swift, powerful justice from Daddy for the foolish Prince Harry. He has to travel to Auschwitz so he can really see how unfunny his costume was, and he has to go with a Jewish charity. Ouch! Apparently worldwide defamation wasn't enough.

On the topic of punishments, Randy Moss received a $10,000 fine for his mooning gag last Sunday at Green Bay. He doesn't seem too upset or remorseful. Chicago Tribune:"'It ain't nothing but 10 grand,' Moss said Thursday evening. 'What's 10 grand to me?' Then, in a joking manner, Moss said he might shake another body part next time... When asked Thursday if Moss had written the check yet, Moss responded, "When you're rich, you don't write checks.' When asked how he would pay the fine, Moss replied, 'Straight cash, homey.'"

Randy Moss is quickly becoming one of the most adorable figures in the sports world.