I'm Better than you because I have Final Four Tickets

The title really explains it all... Because I'm extremely lucky and picked up Final Four tickets to watch my Fighting Illini take Louisville Saturday and possibly play in the National Championship on Monday, this means the Infinite Being above has graced me with its favor. I take this as a sign that everything I've done in my life is right, and I am thus being justly rewarded. For those of you who did not get tickets, it's probably because you're a Republican or something.

Below: Hometown hero James Augustine in a dramatic display of intensity.